Did you know that in Cambodia they celebrate a birthmonth? I've decided to take up the tradition which means I'm right on time! Sooooo Happy Birthmonth!
To be or not to be. That is the question. Well. Not really. The question is when exactly is your birthday? I don't want another repeat of this 11 months from now! So sorry. I had my head buried in Shakespear and missed it completely.
It's too late to say Happy Birthday so... happy today, happy tomorrow, happy always to you!
Belated dictionary definition: The art of sending things late, to prolong a celebration.
You know what's so awesome about having someone (namely me) forget your birthday? It means you get to celebrate twice. Let's get together and have a second shin-dig! My treat!
Whoops! I forgot to remember your birthday. But amazingly I remembered I forgot it!
1 coupon for future use of forgotten birthday forgiveness. I forgot yours, now you should forget mine! It's the only way my guilt will subside...
You know, you're birthday isn't really over until all the cards are counted.
In some parts of the world tomorrow is today and today is tomorrow. In other parts of the world other than those first mentioned parts today is tomorrow and tomorrow is today. And somewhere in the world I'm not late saying have a super amazing, absolutely fantastic, cake-eating birthday kind of day!
Let's do the time warp... Happy birthday right on time!
Late card. I lose 10 points. The fact that I bought it 3 months in advance. 1 point back. I'm only 9 points down!
I bought this groovy time-machine a few months back. It's supposed to make a rift in the time-space continuum and send birthday cards out at precisely the moment that my dearest friend (you) was born. I think there might be a few bugs in it still, cause I recently noticed it forget to send yours! Searching for the receipt to return it....